Writer's Block

I am so happy that I am literate.  Not only does it open up thousands of doors of communication and knowledge and preservation, but when I hold a pen, my clever hand takes charge over my problems.  Once tangled and overwhelming, the stresses, questions and confusions now shrink back and fall into Roman formation along the lines of my page.  Solutions, though not always easy, shyly present themselves in the course of my scripting.  I write to ease my mind, to figure things out.

Even when I am assigned to write a paper, I (as I'm sure my professors intended) am forced to think through the issues and present a logical conclusion, even if sometimes I do so rather grudgingly.  I enjoy writing, but aside from my personal journal, it is very difficult for me.  When I write in my journal, I just take down the thoughts as they come.  But when I write for my teachers, I must have focus and direction.  For this reason, I usually have to rewrite my papers at least twice, and most paragraphs three or four times before I'm even close to being satisfied.

This blog is not an online personal journal (that would be stupid), and although it began as a class assignment, only the first few posts were grudgingly written.  Since then, I have used this blog to figure things out.  Not private issues, but questions about life.  I see the puzzle of the universe scattered into a trillion tiny pieces, and when I find one, I sit down at my computer, describe it, and try to put it in its place.  I will never be able to finish the puzzle, but even completing a small section has its rewards.  Seeking truth is a worthy task, and truth, once found, should not be hidden, but set as a light on a hill, for all to see.

I do not make bold statements to stir up controversy like many other bloggers, but I earnestly remain loyal to the truth as best I can understand it, which often leads me to a middle ground.  As we liked to say in one of my classes, instead of an "either/or" approach, we needed a "both/and" approach.  The middle ground is not the fence; I do not stand here due to indecision.  I stand here because sometimes the opinions that war against each other both have merit, and need reconciliation.

Sometimes I think the reason it is so difficult for me to write papers for my professors is the fear of their red pens.  Not for grammatical reasons.  I do well enough with grammar (yes I do realize the previous sentence was not complete, but I take certain liberties in my blog posts).  No, I fear their red pens because many times I am uncertain if what I am saying is the truth, even if I came to the conclusion in a logical manner.  I fear they know the truth and will expose me for the fool I am.

So it is with this blog.  It is public not for attention, but so it may be tested.  I write about the mysteries of the universe, and I believe what I write.  Sadly, it is easy to lie to yourself, but I work hard to avoid making heretical statements to all of humanity.  Therefore, if there is any falsehood about what I believe, if my logic is faulty, I want it to be corrected.  Above the pride of believing I have something important to say, I want to hold pieces of truth in my hand.  I want to tenderly fix them into my worldview.  So, during my college years, as my beliefs are tested, stresses mound up, and troubles bombard my steps, I write.  I blog.  I organize my thoughts, find solutions, and moll them over in my head for days as I try to find logical ways of expressing my discoveries and renewed understandings of the truth.

Life is NOT a Box of Chocolates

Language is amazing in the way it can be mixed and matched and rearranged.  Words like "run" and "put" are among the most widely used words in the English language, however, the more meanings a word has, the less it means-the less weight it has.

A ship runs aground, a stocking may be full of runs and the fence runs around a field.  The bus runs its route, while the train runs on the track, the car runs on gas, and the iPhone runs apps.  You can take the money and run, but you'll run into trouble if you start running on empty.  You might run a fever or have a running nose-and that might run in the family.

"Run" can be used to convey a general sense of motion-whether that be literal or figurative-and depending on what other words "run" is paired up with, people will get very different pictures in their heads.  "iPhone", on the other hand, has a fairly specific meaning, and therefore has more weight in the sentence, "the iPhone runs apps", than the word "run".  Therefore, in semantics (meaning of words), less is more.

That's not to say we should completely do away with the word "run" simply because it carries little weight.  Languages are meant to handle ambiguity.  We couldn't possibly have a word to describe every little instance of life, and several words are often necessary to explain one object or action.

And yet, we often find ourselves using little words in big ways, trying to define complex issues using small catch-phrases.  I have no problems with philosophy in general, but I get worried when people try to sum up something as complicated as "life" in a simple sentence, like "Life is like sailing; you can use any wind to go any direction" (Robert Brault), "Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're going to get," (from the best movie ever) or "He who has nothing to die for has nothing to live for"  (Moroccan Proverb).

While some aspects of these statements might ring true and be useful in certain circumstances, I don't know that we should paint them on our walls as a reminder that "this is what life is all about".  Analogies always break down somewhere, and if we choose to live our lives according to a few well-chosen words, we may still miss out on some big ideas.  These philosophies should not be used as driving forces, but rather guiding lights of truth-if they do, in fact, contain truth.  They can't take us to our final destination, but they can get us back in the right direction.

The word "life" is like the word "iPhone", in that people know exactly what you're talking about when you say it, but like the word "run", it may be difficult to picture, and needs several definitions.  We can't rely on short, simple sayings to tell us what life is; we need a whole book...say the Bible!

In closing, here is some food for thought from Christopher Morley in his book, Thunder on the Left: "Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it."

How to Use Up Old Art Supplies: Crayons

So it's clear that there's a slightly philosophical, overly-analytical side to me.  But there's also a creative side and I love making crafts of all kinds.  Most commonly, I make paintings, but I've also tried my hands at drawing, weaving, sewing, basket-making, jewelry, Chinese lanterns and ornaments (I've also attempted knitting and sculpting, but those were such dismal failures, I prefer not to mention them.)  Today, I followed the trend of creating art by melting crayons.

This was a great project for many reasons:
1. Cheap and easily obtainable materials
2. Vibrant colors
3. Can use up all those old crayons we were required to have for school but never finished off
4. Semi-fast results
5. Childhood memories

I ended up making two pieces of art, both abstract because it's a bit difficult to control exactly where the wax goes.  The first was like many you see on Pintrest and Facebook, a row of crayons laid out in rainbow order on a white canvas and melted downward.  The materials I used were:
50 or so crayons
hot glue gun
old newspapers
stack of books
hair dryer
16x20 white canvas



Instructions
1. Choose your crayons.  It's easiest just to buy a box of new crayons, but since I was trying to use up old ones, I went through my pile to find ones that were still fairly long and not too dirty.
2. Arrange the crayons.  I chose rainbow order to use up a variety of colors, but other ideas would be warm colors, cool colors, reds, greens or blues (works great for a rain scene).  I put a brown with my yellows and also put some whites and a black in the mix to try and get some interesting streaks.  Crayons on the edge may leak off the canvas, so if you have a really cool color you want to show off, place it at least two or three spaces from the edge.
3. Prepare the crayons.  I think keeping the wrapper on the crayons gives off a nice professional look, but just make sure all the labels are facing the same direction.  If you prefer not to have labels, the easiest way to take them off is to use a utility knife and make a cut down the side; if it cuts into the crayon, place this side down when gluing.
4. Secure the crayons.  If you don't mind having the crayons as part of your final product, use hot glue to secure each crayon to the canvas.  If you don't want the crayons interfering with the piece of art, one idea I've heard is to use masking tape across the whole row of crayons or gluing them to a separate piece of paper or cardboard.
5. Set up the workplace.  Ok, maybe I should have done this before using the hot glue, but oh well; I didn't make a mess there.  With melting crayons though, don't take chances.  There will be some splatter if your crayons go all the way to the edge.  Put newspaper along the wall and on the counter/table/floor.
6. Angle the canvas.  You want a gentle slope so the wax will drip down, away from the crayons.  Depending on the kind of dripping and dispersion you want, the severity of the slope may need to be different.  I leaned my canvas against a stack of books (covered with newspaper) about 6-7" tall.
7. Melt crayons!  You want high heat and low blowing.  I tried using the low setting on my dryer, but it wasn't hot enough to make the wax run, so I had to change to high heat.  Run the dryer over a section of crayons.  Depending on how you want the wax to run, either fan the head of the dryer back and forth (colors will disperse and run together more), or hold the head straight and move the dryer as a whole from side to side (colors will run straight down).  You can push the wax drippings as far down as you like; they stop running once the heat is removed.
8. Admire.  You're basically done; just take off the crayons if that was your plan, clean up your workplace and show off your design to your friends!


My second work was a bit more abstract.  I used:
5 crayons
hair dryer
old newspapers
small canvas
utility knife
old pencil or stick


Instructions
1. Choose your crayons.  I chose along the blue color scheme, mixing in a green and white as well.
2. Prepare your workplace.  Set up newspapers on your counter/table/floor.  This one is not quite as prone to messes as the other one, but it's still better to be safe than sorry!
3. Cut pieces of crayon.  Remove the wrapper by cutting a slit down the side with the utility knife.  Then cut the crayon into several small pieces, about .5-1cm long.  Put the wax chunks in piles off to the side, sorted by color.  (You want them a little ways from the canvas so they don't blow away when the hair dryer is going.)
4. Melt large pieces.  Using the pencil, hold down one piece of crayon against the canvas with one hand and melt with the blow dryer in the other hand.  When liquid begins to pool, turn off the blow dryer, and use your finger to press the half-melted wax into the canvas.  Now you can continue melting the wax without having to press down with the pencil. Do this with several colors in various places.  Don't worry too much about dispersing the first few; they will continue to disperse as other pieces are melted onto the canvas.  The wax will look kind-of like watercolor as it thins out in some areas.
5. Melt the small pieces.  When the canvas is mostly covered with wax, take a small chunk of wax and press it against the newspaper with the pencil.  Heat the wax until just before it would begin to liquefy and turn off the dryer as you take the small piece and push it onto the canvas.  Heat for a couple seconds and press again to secure the piece to the canvas.
6. Draw.  The crayon can look cool against the texture of the canvas.  Instead of taking a regular crayon and just drawing, I took a small chunk with a flattened edge and heated it for a little while.  Before liquefying, I took the piece in my hand and rubbed it against the still-warm canvas to add just a bit of color to some of the white areas.
7. Admire.  You now have a piece of crayon art that looks something like a splatter painting.  Enjoy.  Perhaps if you left some white space on one of the sides, you can paint a small figure or set of words.